kittiezandtittiez:

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

piginapoke:

janecrocker:

deanassbutts:

sugar-velvet:

MIDDLE FINGERS UP

IF YOU DON’T GIVE A

*whispers quietly so my parents can’t hear me* frick

*POLICE SIRENS*

*HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING*

[gavin screaming]

who the fuck is Gavin

meulin-weipon:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

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epic-humor:

will do anything for foood

alyricalsecret:

try and tell me this isnt the cutest thing ever

alyricalsecret:

try and tell me this isnt the cutest thing ever

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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modified-mommy:

pleatedjeans:

An 8-year-old’s homework. via

and he got a fucking star 

modified-mommy:

pleatedjeans:

An 8-year-old’s homework. via

and he got a fucking star 

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired