inbox:

If I got tumblr notifications sent to my phone as text messages I would die

sherbot:

theboywhofangirled:

TOTALLY JUST CONVINCED MY BRITISH FRIEND THE AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM USES SHARPS AND FLATS IN GRADING LIKE A-, Ab, A, A#, AND A+ AND SHE’S TOTALLY BUYING IT

YOU LITTLE SHIT

caraknightley:

mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

notneverbrilliant:

rnemeblogger:

good one

a month an hour

jalexinwonderland:

crywonk:

averytare:

man girls are gorgeous

alright this could mean one of two things

 

thrax-goddess:

“I’ll be right back, I’m about to kill the nigga who did it”

alex-clover-sam:

Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.

rneerkat:

my dog just whispered “waggie”